The sheer jubilation you incited as you hit my taste buds, simply magnificent!
Remember our first night together? I lined up 5 spoons, to starve off double-dipping, and we had a perfect few minutes. Those moments when I will burst open the refrigerator door and seek you out, and take you into my mouth? My tummy welcomed the merriment of it all! Memories like that will always make me smile.
There will never be another green olive tapenade to take your place, NEVER!
*goes to @cheesewerks to purchase another jar or few jars*